Chat conversation with my sis

Nat: me and reh are slowly but steadily not getting along
nad: ouch
Nat: he says hes going to eat me up and get his sis a new mom
Nat: thank god he didnt say he's going to get his dad a new wife
nad: haha
nad: why did he say that?
Nat: how did the sambar turn out?
nad: was gud
nad: had it thrice today
Nat: bcos i didnt give him the whole packet of bread to take downstairs to eat
nad: oh
nad: america ki hawa lag gayi
Nat: oh sure
Nat: yesterday as usual he was doing his tribal dance numbers as is wont
Nat: not just a dance - it's a way of life for him - like yoga for normal people
Nat: in the middle id been asking him to clean up and sundry other things
nad: ok
Nat: and he was going on with his smartass answers and trying to wriggle out of every thing I ask him to do...
Nat: nosh says with her as usual miss cool and god im so above this attitude -
Nat: "Reh....
Nat: ....you're so 'en'tertaining", legs folded under her, resting on her arm like she was picnicing on the Riviera, expression on her face like she just said checkmate.
Nat: quote unquote
I just guffawed.
nad: lol
nad: poor u
Nat: she has a hundred one liners like this
Nat: but u have to catch it from under her breath
Nat: poor me??

Another Nosh-liner that cracked me up:

The phone was ringing and I couldnt find it and it kept ringing and nosh goes - "Pick up the phone! It's out of control!"